(strangely, I'm not so upset; cinnamon-scents always makes me happy no matter what abused & trampled form they come in and anyone that knows me will tell you that I have always strongly believed that potpourri for stoops is the most overlooked sector of the Air Freshener industry...)
September 27, 2010
Outfit Of The Day (Sparkle, Sparkle)
(strangely, I'm not so upset; cinnamon-scents always makes me happy no matter what abused & trampled form they come in and anyone that knows me will tell you that I have always strongly believed that potpourri for stoops is the most overlooked sector of the Air Freshener industry...)
September 24, 2010
Outfit Of The Day (Feel Good Friday)
A quick little post before the weekend officially starts, woohoo:
(Oh, ignore the look of sheer terror and fear on her face. She loves it when I Tiny-Toons-Elmyra her to death):
Happy weekend!
September 23, 2010
Outfit Of The Day (I'm Sorry, Really. I AM.)
Balls! Basketballs!
or
My Completely and Totally Rational and Not Insane Thoughts On Artificially-Flavored-Banana-Flavored Runts and The Current State Of Politics in Istanbul
or
You Know What's Awesome? Well, It Isn't Getting a Papercut On Your Lips From Accidentally Licking An Envelope The Wrong Way. Soooo. Guess Again.
or
An Abysmal Theory on Blah Blah Blah, Part IV
or
Hey Fucker Who Found My Blog By Searching For "Bob Barker Died" Twice Yesterday, Get Your Ass Back Here And Apologize For Making Me Almost Freak The Fuck Out
or
Sorry, Mom, I'll Try To Watch My Language From Now On
or
Oh, Right, Of Course I Didn't Freak The Fuck Out Over Someone Finding My Blog By Searching Google For "Bob Barker Died" Because Everybody Knows That Bob Barker Is Super Human. Super Humans Fuckin' Can't Die.
or
Sorry Again, Mom! It Just Slipped Out! I Swear!
or
Ha Ha, Get It? I Swear? HEY. YOU RAISED ME.
or
So Back To The Happy Topic of Death Here, You Know Who Else Can't Die?
or
Betty White. And Santa Claus. And Apparently My Next Door Neighbor, Because He Drinks So Much Any Other Person Would Be Dead Now
or
Color Me More Amusing Than Lady Gaga's Grocery List
or
September 22, 2010
Oh Hello, Fall
And good-bye summer, I hardly knew ye:
September 20, 2010
Loving (For Fall 2010)
I thought this would be a fun little thing to do- a wishlist of sorts, as to what I'm eyeballin' for the next few months. You can click on any of the images for more product information, or read below for more details:

And of course - What are you loving for Fall 2010? Share in the comments!
September 19, 2010
Outfit Of The Weekend (Wearin' My Ranty Pants)
Blogger is broken, and I'm pretty sure Dr. Phil would say so, too.
September 17, 2010
On Joy & Sorrow.
Then a woman said, "Speak to us of Joy and Sorrow."
And he answered:
"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.
And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears.
And how else can it be?
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter's oven?
And is not the lute that soothes your spirit, the very wood that was hollowed with knives?
When you are joyous, look deep into your heart and you shall find it is only that which has given you sorrow that is giving you joy.
When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight.
Some of you say, "Joy is greater than sorrow,"
and others say, "Nay, sorrow is the greater."
But I say unto you, they are inseparable.
Together they come, and when one sits, alone with you at your board, remember that the other is asleep upon your bed.
Verily you are suspended like scales between your sorrow and your joy.
Only when you are empty are you at standstill and balanced.
When the treasure-keeper lifts you to weigh his gold and his silver, needs must your joy or your sorrow rise or fall."
Kahlil Gibran - The Prophet (1923)
September 16, 2010
Outfit Of The Day (Oh Pumpkin Pie)
September 15, 2010
Outfit Of The Day (Felt Me Up, Meow.)
First, the most important thing- the design contest my twin sister is in ends TONIGHT! Please, please, please vote for her if you haven't already! She only needs to make it into the top 50 to be judged by a panel of judges, and she is SO close to being there! She also said that she isn't beyond bribery, and anyone that votes can say so in the comments below (but you know- no CHEATING!) and will be entered in a random drawing to win one Frenchie named Ingeborg, slightly used:
Okay! On to the outfit. One of my favorite things ever from J Crew (okay, maybe tied with the Mica Mini) has to be the Double-Serged Wool Pencil Skirt in Bronzed Ochre from J Crew. In fact, search for "bronzed ochre j crew" in Google and what's the first hit? Oh yeah- me. My blog. I win!
Do you have an all time favorite from J Crew and if so- what is it? And did you vote for my sister so you could have the chance to win a Scandinavian French Bulldog with flatulence problems? Share in the comments! ;)
September 14, 2010
Outfit Of The Day (Staying Neutral)
(I do make great frozen chicken nuggets though, thanks.) (and I don't take myself very seriously, and neither should you.)
September 12, 2010
NYFW Spring 2011 (Woo-ed).

Derek Lam
Casual, cool.
Z Spoke by Zac Posen
The debut of Mr. Posen's lower-priced line. I've been lusting over the line's current offerings at Saks, and was happy to see it on the runway for Spring. Quirky!


Jason Wu
Hands down my favorite thus far. I somehow managed to forget that Jason Wu started his career by designing doll clothes for a living; never mind that I suddenly found myself whistling "Barbie Girl" while looking at this collection. The bows! The flower pins! The bad one-hit wonder by a danish dance-pop group! Perfection.

Cynthia Steffe
Punchy, pretty colors.
September 10, 2010
Outfit Of The Day (Strut, Strut)
Lord knows we've been ruffled out for awhile now (horizontal ruffles! vertical ruffles! swirly ruffles! fluffy ruffles! sad, wilted ruffles! ruffles that resemble tufts of the cheapest toilet paper imaginable hot-glue-gunned on to a really expensive shirt!) but this cardigan is different. It is! Stop looking at me that way!
Have a good weekend, everyone!
♥ About...
Chloe, Colorful Colorado. 5'8" (only) when teetering in her highest 6 inch Miu Miu platform heels. Likes fashion, broccoli, ice cream, clarifying that she does not eat ice cream with her broccoli as to not cause worldwide panic, hoarding beauty products & pretty shoes, tickle fights with her husband (he would like to clarify that he does not like them back, OKAY?), anything covered in sprinkles, any alcoholic beverage made with Tang, live music, clicking the camera, sarcasm fonts, vases stuffed full of pretty flowers, and laughing hard until her belly hurts. Wants an adventurous life, lots of puppies, to never obtusely wander around with her fly down, and to be an iconic Diane Von Furstenberg wrap dress with a bright, festive print when she grows up. This is where she bravely documents it all. (oh you really want more, do you?)










































