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Remember that little post from yesterday where I mumbled that you should totally buy this Bliss Oxygen Mask stuff as a Christmas gift for someone with bad skin 'cuz it's amazing and it's 15% off with a coupon code?
Well. Um. I was...a bit mistaken.
'Cuz readers? I just found a code for 40% off.
40! Percent! Off!
(And free shipping.) (And then I just about had a heart attack and died.)
Whoa, right? I know. I suddenly feel like that weird chick in the commercials for Budget Car Sales (Denvuh Denizens know what I'm yapping about) that uses obscenely hysterical (and huge!) hand gestures gestures while talking and selling cars. Or, you know, that dippy orange lady with the bad blonde wig in the Vitamin Cottage commercials.
BUDGET CAR SALES IN LAKEWOOD AND AURORA! *swoops arms* *flags down a small aircraft* *holy oh snap!*
In all seriousness- this is a huge discount that almost never happens. And considering I happily pay full-price for these products year round, I am in heaven. Heaven! Bliss Labs is hands down my favorite skin care/body care company, it's a lifelong dream to go to an actual Bliss Spa in NYC one of these days, and I check their website obsessively to see if they will ever bring back the Lemon + Sage Soft Oil Body Spray that they discontinued, oh, about seven years ago.
See? Dedicated customer right here. Righthere.
So! Take 40% OFF plus receive FREE SHIPPING on all Bliss Labs and Laboratoire Remede products through 12/14 with code "BLISS129".
(And I would like to apologize in advance if anyone from my family reads this little blog and then gets a bunch of Bliss products for Christmas. Um, well. Heh.)
So, of course- here are some of my favorite products that I am going to buy, and all-around-awesome-shit that I am going to freaking hoard because oh holy sweet-fuzzy-baby-bunnies-and-a-drunk-David-Hasselhoff, it's on major sale.
There are a few restrictions to this devilish code, but everything listed below (plus lots more on the website!) is eligible for the discount:
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Lemon + Sage Soapy Suds- $10.80
Originally $18. Um, I think I just accidentally bought 10 of these about five minutes ago. Heh.
Originally $18. Um, I think I just accidentally bought 10 of these about five minutes ago. Heh.
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Best of Bliss Gift Set - $48
Originally $80. In case you're a bit unfamiliar with the brand, or want to get someone introduced (and/or obscenely addicted), this is a great way to do it.
Originally $80. In case you're a bit unfamiliar with the brand, or want to get someone introduced (and/or obscenely addicted), this is a great way to do it.
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Bliss Zest Served Hot Set - $38.40
Originally $64. I was mumbling about the hot salt scrubs from Bliss in yesterday's post, but I just have to say it again- I love them in the winter time. And this has to be the best duo ever- heat yourself up all while making flakies your bitch by scrubbing them away. Yay!
Originally $64. I was mumbling about the hot salt scrubs from Bliss in yesterday's post, but I just have to say it again- I love them in the winter time. And this has to be the best duo ever- heat yourself up all while making flakies your bitch by scrubbing them away. Yay!
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Bliss Spa Stop Optional Set - $81.60
Originally $136. For that person in your life that is absolutely terrified of aging and isn't afraid to let everyone know it. Or, you know, me.
Originally $136. For that person in your life that is absolutely terrified of aging and isn't afraid to let everyone know it. Or, you know, me.
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The Youth As We Know It Travel Size - $6
Originally $24. Darlings, if you're like me, and absolutely hate buying full-sized things to try only to discover that you, well, absolutely hate them- these little travel size pots are perfection. And hey, now you can try out a very highly-rated and well-liked moisturizer (just read the reviews on Sephora!) for only $6- it's originally $24, but marked down as a special to $10, and well...do the math. Limit only two per order, though, but awesome stocking stuffers again for those people in your life that are total beauty and skin care junkies.
Originally $24. Darlings, if you're like me, and absolutely hate buying full-sized things to try only to discover that you, well, absolutely hate them- these little travel size pots are perfection. And hey, now you can try out a very highly-rated and well-liked moisturizer (just read the reviews on Sephora!) for only $6- it's originally $24, but marked down as a special to $10, and well...do the math. Limit only two per order, though, but awesome stocking stuffers again for those people in your life that are total beauty and skin care junkies.
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Bliss Snow Wonder Travel Size High Intensity Hand Cream - $3.60
Originally $8. Okay I lied- this is the ultimate stocking stuffer, and perfect for tucking into purses to keep hands super soft and smelling nice.
Originally $8. Okay I lied- this is the ultimate stocking stuffer, and perfect for tucking into purses to keep hands super soft and smelling nice.
Happy shopping, lovelies! ♥
Chloe, Colorful Colorado. 5'8" (only) when teetering in her highest 6 inch Miu Miu platform heels. Likes fashion, broccoli, ice cream, clarifying that she does not eat ice cream with her broccoli as to not cause worldwide panic, hoarding beauty products & pretty shoes, tickle fights with her husband (he would like to clarify that he does not like them back, OKAY?), anything covered in sprinkles, any alcoholic beverage made with Tang, live music, clicking the camera, sarcasm fonts, vases stuffed full of pretty flowers, and laughing hard until her belly hurts. Wants an adventurous life, lots of puppies, to never obtusely wander around with her fly down, and to be an iconic Diane Von Furstenberg wrap dress with a bright, festive print when she grows up. This is where she bravely documents it all. (