A bit of a confession here, readers- I didn't actually start Christmas shopping until, um, this week. Yeah. I'm typically a diligent and persevering shopper that has it all done by Thanksgiving (or if I don't, it's completely taken care of on Black Friday/Cyber Monday), so it's a bit abnormal for me to wait so long.
(And I have my reasons for not being very into it this year, and they are depressing, so I'm just gonna go right ahead and keep that out of this post. La da dee.)
So as I was quickly click-clicking away this week trying to get everything quickly bought and ordered when I had an idea- why not do a little blog post on some of my picks for gifts? Maybe that will cheer me up!
So a post on gifts it is- with a twist, of course. Nearly everything is on sale and/or has a free perk that comes with it. Hurrah.
Feel Good Friday, ho-ho.
For the Beauty Junkie:
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Touted as being "a super quick fix for dull, tired and sallow, 'I'm sick of my skin' skin", this mask is nothing if not really fun. A few quick pumps to the face and it instantly foams up, making your skin tingle, tingle, tingle. It is SO cool- I've never seen anything quite like it, honestly readers. It claims to give the skin an instant boost of oxygen, antioxidants, and Vitamin C, and once rinsed off (after a mere 5 minutes- I like things that are nice and easy) it leaves skin smooth, soft, and and glowing- just like a fresh of breath air. Ha ha ha, get it? Oxygen? Air? Okay.
Deal: Take 40% off your entire purchase at Blissworld.com plus receive free shipping with code "BLISS129" now through 12/14. And hey- buy an extra one for yourself and save even more.
Deal: Take 40% off your entire purchase at Blissworld.com plus receive free shipping with code "BLISS129" now through 12/14. And hey- buy an extra one for yourself and save even more.
For the Mother-In-Law (or Sister-In-Law or Any In-Law, Really) ('Cept Father-In-Law, Right?) That Wears Her Pearls Even In The Shower:
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I know, I know, I know. This necklace again. I am seriously obsessed and convinced that every single female out there between the ages of 22-102 needs this necklace. It is amazing, and a beautiful, more updated twist on a classic.
Deal: Take 40% off one full-priced item at Anntaylor.com (the necklace would be around $46 after discounts) with code "HOLIDAY", this weekend only.
Deal: Take 40% off one full-priced item at Anntaylor.com (the necklace would be around $46 after discounts) with code "HOLIDAY", this weekend only.
For The Hostess That Really Has The Mostess:
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Cake Wrecks: When Professional Cakes Go Hilariously Wrong
Most of us are familiar with the Cake Wrecks blog, which documents all of the (hysterical) (and bad) (and downright awful) mistakes written or drawn permanently on to sweets and desserts- and now here it is, in a perfect Coffee Table Book form. Hooray!
Deal: There is no deal for this one BECAUSE IT'S ONLY $10. $10!!
For The Stud Muffin In Your Life (Yes, I Really Did Just Use The Word "Stud Muffin"):
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Deal: Take 20% off your purchase of $100+ with code "BRHOLIDAY" now through 12/13. Plus, receive free shipping on all orders $50+!
For The Young Teen That Likes All Things Cute And Fuzzy And Pink:
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Juicy Couture Scottie Dog iPod Speakers
These little fuzzy guys had me even saying, "awww". And they're iPod speakers! Smoosh!
Deal: Receive free shipping on all orders with code "Holiday9" through 12/17.
Deal: Receive free shipping on all orders with code "Holiday9" through 12/17.
For A Stylish Friend That Has Everything Except A Rose Scarf:
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This scarf is sure to make even the most picky fashionistas swoon with joy- and of course, style. It is too fabulous- and 100% pure cashmere. Nice!
Deal: Take 20 to 40% off select items at Bloomingdales (the scarf is already 20% off) plus take an additional 20% off select items with code "JOY" now through 12/14.
Deal: Take 20 to 40% off select items at Bloomingdales (the scarf is already 20% off) plus take an additional 20% off select items with code "JOY" now through 12/14.
For The Aspiring Interior Designer:
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I picked this because I know almost nothing about interior design and Stevie is obsessed. There you go, Stevie. You're inspiring!
Deal: The Elephant Ornament above is (unfortunately) not on sale (but only $24)- this darling poodle puppy ornament, however, is on sale over at Bloomies. Eek!
For The Friend That Loves To Bake:
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Only because I would totally want her to bake a big cupcake for me, and then maybe 500 little ones after. Again- for me. Brilliant!
Deal: Use code "C88966" to take $15 off any order $100+, or use code "C94832" to take $40 off any order $300+.
Deal: Use code "C88966" to take $15 off any order $100+, or use code "C94832" to take $40 off any order $300+.
For The Dad That Has Nothing And Really Wants Nothing But Then Pouts When You Give Him Nothing:
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Handcrafted Wooden Jellybean/Candy Dispenser
I love Etsy for stuff like this- it's fun, it's entertaining, and it's handmade! Plus, I happen to know someone in real life that loves jellybeans- but it can also be used for Skittles, M&M's, or whatever little candy your heart desires.
Deal: It's Etsy- so the deal is, you get to feel good by supporting a small-time crafter. THAT'S THE DEAL, KID.
For The Dog That Has Everything, But Still Wants It All:
& For Last Minute Stocking Stuffers:
Deal: It's Etsy- so the deal is, you get to feel good by supporting a small-time crafter. THAT'S THE DEAL, KID.
For The Dog That Has Everything, But Still Wants It All:
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Juicy Couture Leopard Print Dog Coat
Ridiculously cute, or just ridiculous? I think we all know the answer, but I'm still pretty sure that Petunia wants one. Husband. Swearsies.
Deal: Buy at Urbanminx and get $10 off your first order with "NEWMINX", plus free shipping on all orders $100+. The coat also comes in pink leopard at Neiman's, but no deal on that.
Deal: Buy at Urbanminx and get $10 off your first order with "NEWMINX", plus free shipping on all orders $100+. The coat also comes in pink leopard at Neiman's, but no deal on that.
& For Last Minute Stocking Stuffers:
Most chapsticks are icky and hard to use, but this chapstick from The Body Shop puts all others to shame. I used this stuff and only this stuff while on Accutane (super dry lips!) and it makes a great stocking stuffer for men, women, and chihuahuas of all ages. And I know you're all, "CHIHUAHUAS DON'T HAVE LIPS" and by golly, you're right- they don't. That's kind of freaky.
Deal: Use code "UPROMISE" to get a free mini body butter on all purchases $35+, plus receive free shipping on all orders $60+.
Deal: Use code "UPROMISE" to get a free mini body butter on all purchases $35+, plus receive free shipping on all orders $60+.
Bliss Lemon + Sage has to be one of my favorite scents of all times- it smells just like how Lemon Pez tastes. Exactly, right? I'm so glad you understand. And here's a little sampler for that special somebody in your life that...loves Lemon Pez? Or perhaps likes to live their life with a little bit of zest. ;)
Deal: Use code "Clutch4U" for a cute little metallic clutch filled with 8 free samples, good for all orders $25+. I've redeemed this deal, and the clutch is darling!
A man that is good at multi-tasking? Can it be true? The dream might come true with this 3-in-1 Body Wash, Shampoo, and Bubble Bath by Philosophy in a spicy gingerbread scent. Yum. Also check out the hot salt scub- I love hot salt scrubs in the winter time, mmhmm.
Or if Gingerbread isn't eactly your (or the gift receiver's) bag, they have a cute Milk & Cookies duo, too!
Deal: Same as above, OR use code "WISHME" to receive a deluxe sample of a Nars Lipgloss, YSL Mascara, or Philosophy Inner Grace Perfumed Body Emulsion.
Deal: Use code "Clutch4U" for a cute little metallic clutch filled with 8 free samples, good for all orders $25+. I've redeemed this deal, and the clutch is darling!
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A man that is good at multi-tasking? Can it be true? The dream might come true with this 3-in-1 Body Wash, Shampoo, and Bubble Bath by Philosophy in a spicy gingerbread scent. Yum. Also check out the hot salt scub- I love hot salt scrubs in the winter time, mmhmm.
Or if Gingerbread isn't eactly your (or the gift receiver's) bag, they have a cute Milk & Cookies duo, too!
Deal: Same as above, OR use code "WISHME" to receive a deluxe sample of a Nars Lipgloss, YSL Mascara, or Philosophy Inner Grace Perfumed Body Emulsion.
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Who cares what the perfume smells like- this ring (and the bag it comes in!) is so pretty! Eek!
Deal: See above for Sephora.
This is the purrrfect stocking stuffer for all of the kittens in your life. If you've never tried Stila's Kitten eyeshadow before, um, wherehazyoubeen? It's the perfect, shimmery nude champagne color, and the lip glaze (with the same moniker) makes this set twice as nice. This is the perfect stocking stuffer for someone that you know loves make-up, but you still want to play it a bit safe.
Deal: See above for Sephora, yadda yadda yadda.
Deal: See above for Sephora, yadda yadda yadda.
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Readers? I know what you're thinking, and I completely agree- absolutely no stocking in America (heck, the whole world!) should lack this little gem this year.
Deal: IT'S BACON. AND CHOCOLATE. IN PANCAKES. Do you really need a deal? Oh, alright- use code "HOLIDAY15OFF" for 15% off all orders $100+. There.
Happy shopping, you guys!
Deal: IT'S BACON. AND CHOCOLATE. IN PANCAKES. Do you really need a deal? Oh, alright- use code "HOLIDAY15OFF" for 15% off all orders $100+. There.
Happy shopping, you guys!
Chloe, Colorful Colorado. 5'8" (only) when teetering in her highest 6 inch Miu Miu platform heels. Likes fashion, broccoli, ice cream, clarifying that she does not eat ice cream with her broccoli as to not cause worldwide panic, hoarding beauty products & pretty shoes, tickle fights with her husband (he would like to clarify that he does not like them back, OKAY?), anything covered in sprinkles, any alcoholic beverage made with Tang, live music, clicking the camera, sarcasm fonts, vases stuffed full of pretty flowers, and laughing hard until her belly hurts. Wants an adventurous life, lots of puppies, to never obtusely wander around with her fly down, and to be an iconic Diane Von Furstenberg wrap dress with a bright, festive print when she grows up. This is where she bravely documents it all. (