Internet Steals & Deals For Friday (12/4)

As I am sure most of you have noticed, retailers seem to be pushing deals pretty hard this holiday season. Which is great for us. Oh sure, it's a little like being in the Twilight Zone with Billy Gates as your husband and Lassie playing the role of a dastardly 4-lb. pet chihuahua named Petunia, maybe, but who doesn't like saving a bit on holiday gifts? I have no idea where I'm going with this. I just drank a bunch of Nyquil. I'm still sick, can you believe it? And you just wonder how I manage to fall out of my bed and face-plant onto my glasses and break them. It isn't all Special Chloe Awesome Talent like you think, readers. Tut-tut.

It's, oh, about 99% Special Chloe Awesome Talent, 1% Nyquil.

And now that I've officially ruined the magic, it's time to SHOP-SHOP-SHOP AWAY:

ANN TAYLOR
Take 25% off your entire order with code "PRESENTS" plus receive free shipping on all orders $150.
My pick: Pearl Ribbon Chain Necklace. Okay, I know I've picked this necklace before but I just actually received it from Santa Claus the UPS guy yesterday and IT IS AMAZING. AMAAAZING. It's a nice, heavy weight and the ribbon to tie it around is so lovely and thick and perfect. Plus, you can adjust the length. And did I mention it's amazing? I'm going to be wearing this all-the-time, I can tell you that much right now. But you know what I won't be doing? I won't be getting it for every single girl in my family that reads my blog. You see that guys? I'm not getting it for you! Ha ha! No way! But just um, don't buy it for yourself if you do happen to be a member of my family, okay? No reason. OH LOOK! IT'S GEORGE CLOONEY PLAYING WITH A KITTEN.

What? That's not George Clooney? SAYS WHO. PROVE IT. Ha. YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU. IT'S GEORGE CLOONEY! I KNOW IT!

(You can see it on me here!) (the necklace that is) (not George Clooney playing with that kitten) (or proof that that isn't George Clooney playing with that kitten, so don't even try.)



BENEFIT COSMETICS
Buy more, save more! Save $10 on any purchase $50+ with codes "BBUCKS10", and $25 on any purchase $100+ with code "BBUCKS25" now through 12/9.
My pick(s): Glitz Glam & Gloss and Celebutante gift sets- seriously perfect stocking stuffers. For my stocking, please.

BLOOMINGDALES
Save up to 30% with "Buy More, Save More" now throgh 12/6 on specially marked items.
My Pick: Aside from the gazillion picks I posted yesterday, I love this dress. Simply chic, my darlings, simply chic. And I will look so hot in it while cleaning toilets since I have absolutely no where else to wear it. Yey.

DANCING DEER
Save 25% on all holiday treats with code "SAVE25".
My pick: I love Dancing Deer, love love love. Dancing Deer is a little baking company based out of Boston and everytime I buy from them, I feel like I'm buying from an awesome little mom & pop shop. The Holiday Cake & Cookie Sampler is awesome (and I speak from experience)- it comes with all of the goodies (Maple Pumpkin Cranberry Cake! Soft & chewy Molasses Clove cookies! Triple Chocolate Chip Cookies! And shortbreads! YUM!) and makes a wonderful hostess gift. Or you know, a wonderful "You're my favorite wife EVER" gift, HINT HINT (HUSBAND) HINT HINT.



FOLICA
Shop the Folica.com 10-hour private sale starting at 12pm ET for incredible deals and up to 70% off products by Sedu, Chi, Solia, and Babyliss. INCREDIBLE! DEALS! EXCLAMATION POINT! Plus receive free shipping and a free gift bag with any purchase from the private sale.
My pick: Always the Solia flat iron, you guys. I own two, have had them for years, and love 'em. I also love my Sedu hairdryer- I've had it for two years now, and it's still going strong!



J CREW
Take 25% off your entire order of $150+ with code "GIFTS" now through 12/6.
My pick: This pretty little top right here. It is so lovely, and look for it featured in an OOTD coming up this weekend!



NINE WEST
Take 30% off your entire purchase online plus receive free shipping through 12/7, no code necessary.
My pick: The Bombazin Strappy Heel- paired with black tights (and of course, a cute dress), everyone will be wishing you a Merry Little (Stylin') Christmas indeed.



SOMA INTIMATES
Take 20% off your entire purchase with code "7411" plus receive free shipping on all orders now through Sunday. Also, join the World's Largest Pajama Party online on Facebook tonight from 6pm to 9pm EST!
Hey YOU: Did ya know that White House Black Market has a lingerie/intimates brand? Neither did I, readers, neither did I. While I don't know much about the brand itself (yet), I will say this- I'm a huge fan of the Black White House House Market White Mansion, so I'm thinking Soma Intimates has to be good.
My pick: The Prima Donna Long Robe, mostly because I like the name. Also, if I ever decided to leap down our two sets of stairs consecutively, I'm pretty sure the extra fabric would help me catch AWESOME air. And ooh, how pretty is this?


URBAN DECAY
This is a nice little goodie- use code "NLDK" to get the Skull Eyeshadow Box for only $19- it's originally $36. For 9 awesome eyeshadows, that price is kind of sort of insane. Whoa.
My pick: Um. The Skull Eyeshadow box, duh?


Happy shopping, darlings!