Outfit Of The Day (A Sneezy Sleuth) (No Seriously. I Can't Stop Sneezing.)

So somebody has totally been sneaking into our SUPER-IMPOSSIBLE-TO-GET-THROUGH-HEAVY-DUTY-BLOCKED OFF main sitting room area AND....piddling on the carpets. Which also happens to be where I take my pictures. A-hem.

At first I thought it was a robber, you know, with a bit of a strange fetish- but what kind of robber does that? It's like when the guy from the cleaning crew at work accidentally locks himself out of the room he needs to clean. This is a fairly regular ritual- we go through cleaning crews at work monthly, and it's always the new guy, five days in, standing at the front desk asking me to let him back into the room 'cuz he accidentally locked himself out.

And I always squint to myself as I think- Hm. I haven't met this dude before. Is he real? Is he legit? How do I know he is real and legit? OH. But wait. Wait wait wait wait wait. Chloe! He has a vacuum strapped to his back. Right there. RIGHT THERE. A VACUUM. ON HIS BACK. AND HE'S LOOKING AT ME LIKE HE'S LOST HIS WILL TO LIVE. Yup, okay. He's totally a cleaning person. I wasn't sure with just the vacuum jetpack on his back, but the look of total disenchantment has sealed the deal. No robber is that melancholy. I mean, unless he enjoys breaking into buildings just to clean and look sad. And if that's the case, well frankly- he can have at it.

But readers, robbers don't want to break into buildings to clean and look sad, and robbers also don't want to break into my house to piddle on the carpet. But oh gee, it couldn't be the dogs, because Husband and I had built an awesome 48-ft. wall to keep them out!

So then- who was doing it?

OH, I THINK WE KNOW THE CULPRIT HERE, YOU GUYS, THE TRUTH. Because she totally gave herself away while I was snapping pics last week by happily (and easily) leaping over our makeshift barricade in one delicate swoop to come say OH HI MOM:

Do you see what I see?

Bingo. That's me making my "bingo" face, by the way.

Totally busted, buster. And back to the drawing board, and/or forcing Petunia to wear diapers 24/7.

And on a more serious note- this coat is awesome, yay.

T-shirt: J Crew Textured Jersey Bouquet T in Soft Dove (click here)
Long-sleeved shirt: Apt. 9 Floral Accordian Pleat Shirt (click here - on sale for $25!)
Jeans: William Rast Skinnies (click here)
Boots: Target (click here) (similar here)
Coat: Forever 21 (click here - only $43, say what?!)